Why hasn't anyone invited me to a pool party today?

I'm sitting on my back porch, sweating and writing/surfing the web (I accidently found out I can "borrow" my upstairs neighbor's WiFi connection. A BAD thing since before I knew this, I couldn't goof off when I left my internet connection in our study.) My next door neighbors have a pool, and I hear their kids romping in it. Why oh why haven't they invited me over??? Anybody have a pool they want to invite me to? I have some sunblock and some wine I can bring over...